Warning, Unpleasant Visual Ahead.

So I'm playing indoor soccer tonight, as I do every Wednesday night in the Mens A league with some guys that I know. The ball heads into the corner and a guy chases me into it, so I try to do a really cool blast off the wall so it richochets off and flies towards the center of the court to a teammate.

It was one of the harder kicks I've hit in the last few years.

I took it full on in the face off the wall.

Just finished showering, there was this interesting yellow/orange juice from my eye mixing with the reddish blue blood from the nose, it was almost like an artist's pallete. The right side of my face is numbed to the point it feels like I just had novacaine put in for a cavity drilling.

My nose feels crooked. I don't think it is. It doesn't look crooked. Just half of it feels like someone else's nose. Sort of.

More in a while, that wasn't even the most shocking thing that happened today. :/